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Aban Rune
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Problem with plastering posters all over the place is that if someone, say, throws him onto the tracks, you'll probably be arrested for "instigating" or something. Especially since they already have a record of your complaint.

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Lee
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Hmm. . .

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PsyLiam
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While I do feel for you, Lee, I am also worried/slightly amused at the amount of "If someone did that to me, I'd kick their fucking head in! And then rip their arms off and smash their fucking face in till it didn't even fucking look like a fucking face!"

I may have not been paying attention to the demographics, but since when was the average Star Trek forum reader a six foot six tall wushu master with arms like pistons that could rip off a man's head without even trying?

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Ritten
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When we stepped in to the other alternate universe....

TSN, I agree, except Lee said man, not kid, so I would figure that the person is a bit older and not a first timer at it.

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Aban Rune
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Yes. I'm the only one that's a wushu master.

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WizArtist
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6'2" 350 pounds of Defensive Noseguard. I may be older, but that just makes me meaner.

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PsyLiam
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And slower. And more prone to injury. And...what the hell is a defensive noseguard anyway?

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TSN
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Sounds like something a hockey player would wear.

And I wasn't suggesting that this guy was a sexual assault virgin up until this point. I was just correcting the obviously false assertion that every occurence has a predecessor.

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Jason Abbadon
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I'm 6'1 and spar with a karate instructor almost every two weeks (schedules permitting- he's a childhood pal).
I get my ass kicked by him every time, but the advarage creep is no karate instructor either.

I cant imagine anyone caught groping a woman in a public place being too eager for the attention a fight would cause anyway.
You'd probably make him pee himself by just holding him down and telling everyoone what he did.

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Ritten
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Or, like the Capcom, getting everyone else to pee on him....

They come and interview you yet Lee???

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WizArtist
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quote:
And slower. And more prone to injury. And...what the hell is a defensive noseguard anyway?

It's the defensive player in football that lines up directly across from the center and, at the snap of the ball, attempts to snap the center's head off. Typically, the noseguard is double-teamed by opposing offenses, cut-block and generally in a foul mood towards the opponent.

Yes, I may be slower and more prone to injury, however that also makes me more aware of "Economy of Motion". I'm sure Abbadon can fill you in.

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bX
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6'5", 275 Thai kickboxer and I go to parties with a couple of bigger (larger) Star Trek fans. But also a graphic designer, so I'm drawn to the poster option (let me know if you need a hand). But actually I'd hold off on option two unless or until you're REALLY sure the police aren't doing anything. There's nothing quite like taking matters into your own hands to piss the law off. I mean the guy could probably sue you for slander or whatever and how would that be? Teach your bird how to break fingers, throw proper punches and insist she pipes up next time.

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Lee
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No interview yet.

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Ritten
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6'-1.25"..... I guess I am a little short.... Although with shoes on I can make 6'

I have noticed that the police are pretty slow, or overworked, almost every where in the world...

A little girl was kidnapped last night, according to the 'Amber Alert' signs in the Chicago area, a white mid sized sedan, with MO plates....

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PsyLiam
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Wait, do you seriously say that you're "6 foot minus one and a quarter inches"? To real people? In reality?

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Originally posted by WizArtist:
It's the defensive player in football that lines up directly across from the center and, at the snap of the ball, attempts to snap the center's head off. Typically, the noseguard is double-teamed by opposing offenses, cut-block and generally in a foul mood towards the opponent.



Or as I hear it, "Blah blah blah, blah blah blah, blah, blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah."

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Yes, I may be slower and more prone to injury, however that also makes me more aware of "Economy of Motion". I'm sure Abbadon can fill you in.

You mean you save yourself for fights by not moving the rest of the time? Freaky.
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