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"...according to the 'Amber Alert' signs in the Chicago area..."
And I thought it was bad enough when we were on "Yellow Alert".
No, really, what?
I'm surprised we've got this far without:
"Are you absolutely sure, sir? It does mean changing the bulb."
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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....some law enacted about immediately notifing the world of a child abduction, named after a little girl named Amber that people feel could have been saved if an alert had been sounded sooner....
I wonder if Shik would have found humor in your unspoken joke....
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I WAS IN THE FUTURE, IT WAS TOO LATE TO RSVP
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me, i was too busy being aroused by the thought of this hypothetical girl's upcoming birthday.. rrrowr
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-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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No visit this evening - something came up. Maybe this Saturday, assuming policing the nation's railways during various mini-migrations of football fans doesn't come first.
Da_bang80
A few sectors short of an Empire
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If anyone tried that on my best friend, I'd probly hurt him pretty bad. Although she'd probly hurt him worse.
What kind of punishment would be apropriate for a sick fucker like that? swift kick to the balls? or removal of the balls by a rusty butterknife? I like the second one, just cuz I'm a vengeful person.
-------------------- Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change. The courage to change the things I cannot accept. And the wisdom to hide the bodies of all the people I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
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You are. Now just calm down, and go and have a bath, or something.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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-------------------- "You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus "Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers A leek too, pretty much a negi.....
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quote:Originally posted by PsyLiam: MWOOOOARGH. MROWOHARGH.
Look, we've told you before about communicating with alien probes and telling them to wreak havoc with our eco system..
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