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Sol System
two dollar pistol
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Foiled yet again.
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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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Well it's a...coffee-table book.
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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Policeman's here now, taking statements.

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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
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He's taking statements and your onine???

As bad as me online on my anniversary....

So, did he like the guys picture???



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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Well, he had to write them out once he'd listened to us and made notes. And he was very impressed with the photo. 8)

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Jason Abbadon
Rolls with the punches.
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He didint ask you to reenact the crime did he?
'Cause there's this website where they do that and...

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Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering.
-Aeschylus, Agamemnon

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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Kate saw the asshole on her regular morning train the other day. . . He spent the whole time staring at her. She called the police when she got to work, and they told her that if he appears again, and she feels threatened in any way, to dial 999.

But now I know which station he goes to in the morning. . . It appears that, like us, he was getting a train from Victoria that night because our usual train line closes early for ewngineering work. Information is power!

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Ritten
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So, is it now time for Lee to play mind games???

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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I was thinking more in terms of playing "kick him in front of a moving train" games, but hey, we can play it your way. . .

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Jason Abbadon
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Buy a taser: zap him good from behind and then yell: "Hey, this guy's siezing!" and then do a little half-assed "CPR" to break his sternum nice ad legal while he's consious but unable to talk...

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Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering.
-Aeschylus, Agamemnon

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Styrofoaman
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quote:
Originally posted by Lee:
...ewngineering work.

Not familiar with this term. [Confused] Must be one of those bloody britishisms.

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Like A Bat Out Of Hell...

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MaGiC
tutis per veneficus
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Pleased the police came around at last. Do NOT taser/pepper spray or otherwise damage the guy Lee. I've got one friend in gaol I don't want another one!

And just going back a few pages....when did Star Trek fans start getting big, built and fit...why did I only meet the skinny short ones? If I'd known there was another variety on the way I might have not hooked up with a girl because she was the only Trek fan I could find taller than me!!

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"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride"

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Peregrinus
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29 years old, 6'1", 165 lbs. (at the moment, ~10 lbs. below my old "fighting weight"), twelve years of fencing and other swordwork, six years of shooting, fourteen years of archery, thirteen years of sporadic aikido, and ask Chris Martin (Topher) about my starship design/drafting abilities. [Wink]

There are a lot of geeks and dorks out there, including the stereotypical ones who give s/f fans a bad image, but there are also those of us who are not. No one I know can geek out more than I can, but I'm a good case that one doesn't have to be short, fat, spotty, and have bad eyesight and dandruff to do it. [Big Grin]

--Jonah

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"That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age."

--David "Woody" Wooderson, Dazed and Confused

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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"gaol"

England!

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
astronauts gotta get paid
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Also: I am trying to nail one of the two English girls in my Film History class. I know "Hey, uh uh, I hear you guys say 'fag' instead of 'cigarette,' do you smoke fags?" or "Do you like football?" or "Do you like the Beatles?" or "Why the hell are your teeth so poor?" are not good introductory statements.

Advice.

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