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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
Member # 393

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quote:
why did I only meet the skinny short ones?

Er. . ?

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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
Member # 256

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I'm huge. That's all that matters. B)

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Styrofoaman
Active Member
Member # 706

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Really want advice?

This worked for me: Ask about and find out what region they hail from. Look up some intresting facts about that region, and chat them up about it.

"So, I understand your from Woot on the 133t. Is it true about the factory that produces fiberglass condoms?"

Or somthing like that.

I'd advise you to just be your self, but after knowing you here, and your stated goal of "nailing one" I advise against that. [Big Grin]

quote:
Originally posted by Ultra Magnus:
Advice.

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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
Member # 417

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My bit of advice is not to ask Siggy for advice....

Along with not dropping the soap, ever, Sty's right here too...

dang.... [Wink]

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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MaGiC
tutis per veneficus
Member # 59

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quote:
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why did I only meet the skinny short ones?
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Er. . ?

Sorry Lee I was kind of thinking pre Gaynor... but in any case you weren't interested in an affair (not with me anyway!)

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Styrofoaman
Active Member
Member # 706

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quote:
Originally posted by Ritten:
Along with not dropping the soap, ever, Sty's right here too...

dang....

Happens quite often. More when my wife isn't around.

Because then she's always right, even if it violates the laws of thermodynamics.

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
Member # 393

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Ah, missed opportunities. . .

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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
Member # 417

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Getting slow in your old age???

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"You are a terrible human, Ritten." Magnus
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Jason Abbadon
Rolls with the punches.
Member # 882

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Senile.

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
Member # 419

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MaGiC is 364 days younger than I. And she presumably has an accent. And she is presumably a girl.

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Ritten
A Terrible & Sick leek
Member # 417

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Or are you 364 older than her, have an accent, and are presumably not a girl???

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Jason Abbadon
Rolls with the punches.
Member # 882

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Or you're 364 days closer to death, only think you have no accent (the way people think they look better than they really do) and if you'd check her profile you'd see that she is indeed a woman and an attractive one at that.

And she's going to be the big Three-O in December, so remember to post in with congradualtions, condolences and old lady jokes.

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bX
Stopped. Smelling flowers.
Member # 419

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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Abbadon:
Or you're 364 days closer to death, only think you have no accent (the way people think they look better than they really do) and if you'd check her profile you'd see that she is indeed a woman and an attractive one at that.

This fact had not totally escaped me. But umm... You do understand that not everything on the internet is necessarily real, right?...

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Jason Abbadon
Rolls with the punches.
Member # 882

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You are such a liar.
When my Nigerian freinds send my money, I'll show you...

If it makes you feel any better, (and assuming MaGiC is really all she seems to be) as a woman, she'll outlive you by a decade or so anyway.

It's okay though: we never get cramps so it all balances out.

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