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Nay, the question is, would you use any toilet paper at all, when you have fancy-smancy sonic resonance seats to massage & clean your butt?
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quote:Originally posted by Cartmaniac: Nay, the question is, would you use any toilet paper at all, when you have fancy-smancy sonic resonance seats to massage & clean your butt?
Hmmm....a sonic bidet that tosses your salad while it mixes your nuts? I'll pass.
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Hey, why not just get a toilet from Japan that also plays soothing music while you go?
-------------------- "It speaks to some basic human needs: that there is a tomorrow, it's not all going to be over with a big splash and a bomb, that the human race is improving, that we have things to be proud of as humans." -Gene Roddenberry about Star Trek
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Just turn your faucet to drip and you'll get the same effect without all that cash blown down the toilet (literally!).
-------------------- Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering. -Aeschylus, Agamemnon
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There is no proof on screen that the ship had toilets so they DON'T EXIST!
Actually if you watch ST:TFF when Kirk is in the brig and says he needs to sit down he pushes a button from which a seat-type object emerges from the wall. But if I remember right, it seems to have a lid hinting that it is a toilet.
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STV was a toilet so there is your "canon" reference.
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There is no proof on screen that the ship had toilets so they DON'T EXIST!
Actually if you watch ST:TFF when Kirk is in the brig and says he needs to sit down he pushes a button from which a seat-type object emerges from the wall. But if I remember right, it seems to have a lid hinting that it is a toilet.
And the label behind the toilet reads "Do not use in spacedock".
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I have to agree that it just doesn't look right w/the ship "nosed down" like that. I think it would look much better w/the images turned around 180 degrees and the text then altered to fit. Well, I mean the "To Boldy Go..." portion of the text, that is.
Otherwise, I like! But then, I'm a bit of a whore for good art work.
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