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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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I move for a seven-three-oh exam with the state-appointed psychiatrist.

Where's Dr. Skoda and Dr. Olivet?

*assistant whispers in ear*

Oh yeah, I forgot, this ain't Law and Order....

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"And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian
FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!


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PsyLiam
Hungry for you
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Since I took a whole year of psychology at university, and since I was sober for at least 47% of that time, I am the most qualified psychiatrist here. How much do I get?

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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Two Pence and A French Fry.

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"And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian
FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!

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MC Infinity
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I think I want the french fry, I may not be a qualified psychiatrist, but I can sure as hell do pyschobabble, and that is worthy of a fry

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Me- Hi Jen! What's up!
Jen- You again??!?! Listen kid, I'm not interested in you. Stop bothering me, I'm a lot older than you and I have a boyfriend. How did you find my ICQ number anyways?
Me- Oh, so just cuz you're a movie star now, and you're new album made millions, you think you're too good for me?
Jen- Yes!!! Get it thorough your head! I am a person, I am not Jennifer Lopez the hottest woman on earth that everyone wants to sleep with, I'm a person, leave me alone!!!
Me- Fine! Be that way!
Me- Jen.... Where'd you go.... I love you... please come back.... please....

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PsyLiam
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Yes. I am slightly less likely to go mad and kill everyone in the courtroom though.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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I'll throw in a couple quid.... I've got it stowed in my stockings for just such an occasion as this.....



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'Your spirit will always be the light that guides me... that guides me forever...' - Whispers


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MsChris
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Okay, PsyLiam. You conduct the evaluation.
*maybe in a seperate thread?*

And we will use InFiNiTy for a second opinion.

BALIFF! Take the defendant to the evaluation room!

Next witness please?

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PsyLiam
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The fact that Jubes carries foreign money around in her tights proves that she's a classy girl.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.

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MIB
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Incompetent guard #5: MsChris!!1 THE JUDGE DREDDS ARE ON THE MOVE AGAIN!! THEY ARE HEADING FOR THIS COURT ROOM! WE'RE TRYING TO FIGHT THEM OFF!! YOU HAVE ABOUT 45 MINUTES BEFORE THEY BURST THROUGH THESE VERY DOORS!!!
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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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I'm sorry to digress, but Jubilee? Have you been naughty again? Siggywise?
"The girl that lives with Charles' member"??????

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Lee
I'm a spy now. Spies are cool.
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For which she should be applauded. Recent pictures show he's looking rather scuzzy these days, so God only knows what stage of hygiene his tackle is in. I salute her bravery. 8)

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Jubilee
...complete with cherries!
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*ROFL*

*ahem* Yes, I am a brave soul. I DO live with Charles, but if you'll notice EVERYONE has "Member" under their statusline. Not just me.

And what I do with his member is none of your business. Unless I make it so.

Liam: The funny thing is that I really DO have some quid and pence hanging around here somewhere.... lord only knows why.

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'Your spirit will always be the light that guides me... that guides me forever...' - Whispers


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PsyLiam
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It's law. Everyone has to have foreign money that they hold onto, just in case they revisit the country they got them from. And, when they do actually go there, they must forget the money. I have frands and deutchmarks lying around.

I haven't seen a pic of Charles for ages. I do remember his beard was getting steadily out of control. And he looked dangerously like he might get a pony-tail.

I'd take steps if I were you Jubes, or you might end up going out with Comic Store Guy.

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Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.


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Nim
The Aardvark asked for a dagger
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I believe the term to be "comic enthusiast", thank yeu very much!

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Mel Gibson, X-Men

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MIB
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I have 1 or 2 nazi coins! Please don't ask me why. *clears throat* We should contiue the trial* Capps' sheep ae getting a bit restless from just waiting there.
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