quote:Originally posted by Guardian 2000: I've bedded 40+
Shut up, you...
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What happens when you bedded with over 475 people then?
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I think after you bed 250 you get to upload files at Playboy.com or something....
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or, in his case, playgirl.com
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Sorry Topher but I only started when I was 16.
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quote:Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge: What happens when you bedded with over 475 people then?
Then you're overly desperate and completely insecure.
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By the way, BX, Jen thought you were kinda cute, and not nearly as geeky as she was figuring you were going to be. She thought you were going to be more like Charles. Um. No offense, boss.
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quote:Originally posted by Fleet-Admiral Michael T. Colorge: What happens when you bedded with over 475 people then?
It depends on whether those 475 people involved oral or anal gratification. I'm gonna be a lot less impressed by 475 blowjobs than I am 475 trips down the Hersey Highway.
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quote:Originally posted by Balaam Xumucane: And every one of them still holds a special place in his heart. Whatever their names are.
Hehehe . . . that's awful. Funny, but awful.
If I lost my list I'd be screwed . . . but I could probably reconstruct it for the most part given some time and thought.
I have to ask, O Ye of 475, just out of sheer scientific curiosity . . . how do you keep track? I had to start writing them down after about 10 or so. Have you maintained a list, or do you simply mark notches somewhere?
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Make aChronology. The Okudas havent researched anything lately, mabye they'll help....
For the cover, you could Photoshop the pic of Kirk and Spock jumping into the Guardian and replace the Guardian with a giant gaping anus....
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