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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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In my defefence, I was responding to the inane comments and utterly non-clever ambiguousness regarding "I have to do other things with my stick than use it for driving", with my utterly non-clever retort. Puns are one thing, but if you're going to do them, at least try at a post Kindergarden level. Also, I do not enjoy Ejaculalating, and nor should you.

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Ritten
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Why not, doing it twice is much better....
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Lee
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Come again? 8)

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Omega
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I nominate Liz to be the new Sex Goddess! Who's with me?

Rob:

Focus Hatchback? That's scary. I love those things. Especially the blue ones.

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Vacuum robot lady from Spaceballs
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I love having sex with...

Ah, I'll just stop it. Isn't Ford Unconstitutional though? Like using a Presidents name, isn't that againt the law?

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Teelie
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Anyone else think UM is a jerk- off freak?
What's wrong with it? Let me guess, the Bible says it's bad, so it must be a sin and anyone who whacks off is going to hell. See er all of ya in hell then.

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Malnurtured Snay
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Er, doesn't the Bible say Sex Goddessess bad? You know, thou shalt have no others gods before me? I guess after me is okay ...

No, seriously, when I'm on dates, if the girl I'm with drives stick, she'll shift for me. Er ... the clutch. I work the clutch/pedal with my left foot, she works the stickshift with her hand. It's fun. Really. Except when the doors are off and we take a turn too quick and fall out.

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Liz: Sorry about that. I think UM was just mocking JeffK, and I was just mocking UM's spelling mistake. Why Jeff started it is unknown. :-)

And, come to think of it, you're the one who brought up "whacking off", not any of us. :-)

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Anyone here have a CLUE as to what "shift" means over here?

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Malnurtured Snay
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We were talking about stick-shifts! I explained what I meant, and it's not my fault if you're all a bunch of perverts =)

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Gaseous Anomaly
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Yes, I know, and I'm just about able to comprehend the "humour" being waged here, but still...Answer my question.

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Nim
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To shift gears directly with a stick, instead of letting an automatic gearbox run the show.

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Jesus.

Yes, Yes, YES!!
We all know what "stick-shift" means re cars, etc.

But does anyone actually understand the expression "to shift someone"? (it's an Irish colloquialism, as if that of any help to YOU lot)

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Malnurtured Snay
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Er. Similar to what happens to guys in prison?

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Nim
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You put a lot of emotions in your posts, GA.

To shaft someone means tricking someone into a bad deal. Is it the same thing?

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We did but build his pedestal,
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