Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Member # 25
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I'm not sure how new this obsession is - I disappeared from here at about February last year and when I came back recently, there were all this mentioning of the size of Simon's todger.
How the hell did all this begin anyway? Why did all this begin? Why was it allowed to?
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It just kinda happened when Simon was wearing shorts and "sproing!" enormous dick happened.
Isn't that right, Liam?
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Poor LOA - she's being totally neglected in this farce.
SOOOO, onto Liam's love of all things Blackpool-Towerian, or to be more specific, the alledged enormous size of Sol System's penis. I, for one, cannot claim to have encountered said phenomenon. To be perfectly honest, I don't want to.
God, I miss all the Transformer debates. Now we're reduced to this...
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I do not think that we should mock the almighty Simon "big mass" Sizer, lest he run us through.
------------------ "And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!" -Bubbles
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I don't know whether to laugh or cry or write a satirical play in which you, yes, all of you! feature as characters in a big town called Stupid Pants Head.
Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Member # 25
posted
Can't be THAT big? Well if Liam's assertions are correct, then the US could fight an entire war with Simon's dick as the only weapon.
Another thing, some people over there seem to follow anyone who offers them a glimpse of the truth, so Simon could start a cult dedicated to his penis. He could come up with a new philosophy of life based on his alleged 'huge mass'. I'm sure he'd get many subscribers.
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What the fuck was that? - Mayor of Hiroshima
[This message has been edited by Orion Syndicate (edited February 09, 2001).]
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I feel I must point out that LOA is apparently about the closest person to Simon, geographically. I think we should demand she make a pilgrimage to determine once and for all the exact measurements, and answer one question that has troubled the ages: are we talking length, girth. . . or both?
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I don't know if Liz's religious beliefs would allow that.
Or her current physical and fiscal status, for that matter.
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