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They also can't spell worth shit apparently.
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Snay's Lego Humour: Ruining Amusing Threads since 1841
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quote:Originally posted by Siegfried: Well, Tim is smaller than me. And he's more attractive than me. And he's probably a whole lot more fun to be with than me.
For a good time, go with Tim. To deal with someone who's likely to freak out at the "holding hands" stage of the relationship, pick me.
Of course, the whole "I'm no good for you, you deserve someone better" ploy is almost guarateed to get you your man, especially if this is a made-for-TV movie. Which it isn't, but the approach is still sound.
And you're assuming that Tim actually copes well with relationships, whereas I always imagined him to be a bit more Norman Bates-like.
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Funny, whenever I really do use the whole "I'm not good for you/you deserve better" scenario, I'm usually greeted with a "You know, you're right. I do deserve someone better than you."
And then they all go running into Tim's waiting arms.
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When did I suddenly become the chick magnet? And why am I not seeing any tangible results from said transformation?
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