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What are you saying, Tim? When is the situation not appropriate for stories about jabbing your wick into an electric outlet. Why I think my great aunt was telling a similar story about her colored man-servant over brunch just the other day. (btw there are stories that Edison used to electrify stray pets to illuminate a similar point wrt the AC vs. DC argument)
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"Well, if I'd known it was that kind of party, I'd have stuck my dick in the electric socket." -Thomas Alva Edison
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I certainly hope that they don't ask out right....
"Say, Siggy, know any good stories about Care Bears getting sodomized???"
Looking at the outlet, I am thinking the guy didn't have much of a penis....
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Look in the bright side though, Ritten... at least he didn't have two to fit the matching slots!
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I tried running TIE Fighter on Window 98 on my old machine, didn't work, dunno why.
Din't LucasArts redo TIE Fighter with updated graphics and the like for use on newer machines?
I hate microsoft for screwing with the Mechwarrior series. Activision was doing fine.
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quote:Originally posted by Ritten: "Say, Siggy, know any good stories about Care Bears getting sodomized???"
You'd be surprised how often that comes up.
quote:Looking at the outlet, I am thinking the guy didn't have much of a penis....
I'm not going to start describing his penis in excruciating detail, but it was a normal-sized human penis. How he got shocked, whether his foreskin slipped in or a fingernail did, I don't really know and never asked.
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Pleae dont share with us how you know his penis was "normal sized" or what basis for comparison you've acumilated in your life.
I enjoy sleep too much.
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I am a product of the American public education system. This means that I have been forced to share a locker room and shower room with dozens of other men at various points in my life.
I also spent two years living in a dorm that had community bathrooms and a group of young guys who occassional prounced around the floor naked or near to it.
I'm also a guy with a DSL connection and KaZaA. You figure the rest out.
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quote:I'm also a guy with a DSL connection and KaZaA. You figure the rest out.
I did not need to know what kind of porn you download, Siggy!
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....a normal sized penis and long finger nails....
Never not look a man in the eye while in the same shower.... Least it works in the military....
BX, I can hear the questioning tone in that 'Isn't it?', perfect....
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Siggy's strange sex life and the antics of his Care Bear & Electrical Outlet molesting friends????
No, I think this is a first....
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Well I'm glad you mentioned that. Otherwise the urban myth following this story could have it be an evil Harkonnen penis or perhaps a generous Kashyyyk penis.
I love the word penis. It's so gratifying to play with.
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