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Jason Abbadon
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It's mean movinf from Fort Lauderdale to nowheres-ville and never doing all the things I love: Art, models, scary women.

A woman I went to college with has been an art director for the past five years: she has an ulcer and does nothing creative.

Mabye I'll just transfer stores and get a roomate.

Or mabye a house.....hmmmm.

Or mabye I'll buy a trailer and just bum around america for a year.

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Austin Powers
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I'm the webmaster of our "corporate" intranet. In a bank that is.

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Lister: Don't give me the "Star Trek" crap! It's too early in the morning.
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LOA
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I'm thinkin' about selling my body for money.... you know.... quick and easy way to funance my stereo addiction.....

Baby needs a new set of speakers [Wink]

~Liz

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Ritten
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Funance.... financial death???

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"Urgh, you are a sick sick person..." Austin Powers
A leek too, pretty much a negi.....

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Siegfried
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quote:
Originally posted by LOA:
I'm thinkin' about selling my body for money.... you know.... quick and easy way to funance my stereo addiction.....

LOA, Houston also has several clinics and hospitals to help you with your stereo addiction. Don't worry; we work you through this problem together.

Or, I'll introduce you to my sister's finacee. He's a car audio/video installer.

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LOA
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"Or, I'll introduce you to my sister's finacee. He's a car audio/video installer. "

He's a what?!? You're damn RIGHT you're going to introduce me to him! One can NEVER have too many stereo installing friends......!!! *claps hands excitedly* Yay! [Big Grin]

And I can't type. So shoot me, Ritten [Razz]

~LOA

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Jason Abbadon
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quote:
Originally posted by LOA:
I'm thinkin' about selling my body for money.... you know.... quick and easy way to funance my stereo addiction.....

Baby needs a new set of speakers [Wink]

~Liz

I'll help you reach those dreams of the prefect system!
(it's all coming together...)

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Siegfried
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LOA, stay away from Jason. My Jedi senses are telling me that his thoughts are with the Dark Side.

And, I can introduce you to my sister and her car stereo-installing fianc�e. However, she and he are living in Lubbock right now. It'd be a 500 mile/7 hour long road trip out there.

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Jason Abbadon
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I can introduce you to a girl we can pretend is my sister....
I own a stereo.

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Ritten
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Yes, all Jasons are evil.

Nahh, and risk the retaliation of dozens of people...

I think not....

Nobody else installs their own car stereos???? We did it everytime someone got a better one, back a while ago....

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Siegfried
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My uncle installed a new radio in my old Cavalier once. After that, driving at night forced me to make a decision: drive with the radio on or drive with the headlights on.

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LOA
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I used to do my own installs..... well, me and a friend..... he did the work that involved tools though.... I couldn't hurt myself [Wink]

But the last install we did in my Protege was bigger than the other ones.... MUCH bigger.... and therefore involved an extra special professional touch. Yay, Car Toys!

~LOA [Smile]

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Ritten
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Kind of like a good massage....

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Jason Abbadon
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So you like your stereo covered in baby oil?
Kinky!

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Austin Powers
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I never had the urge to replace the stereo in my 360 Modena.
Besides, when you ride along at 200 mph you don't hear much of the radio anyway... [Wink]

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