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Klingon penises are like Ruffles potato chips... both have ridges.
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You thought waaaaaay too much about that reply, Sieggie.
One the same disturbing note, Klingons have redundant organs for everything else....
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Klingons are like FedEx delivery men... both carry huge packages.
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Klingons are like Microsoft... both cause excruciating pain in the anal area.
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So, and I really shouldn't ask this, how many Klingons have you seen sodomizing Care Bears????
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You're right. You really should'nt ask that.
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Well, I do have a friend who has written Klingon porn in the past.
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Him who? Me? The Klingon Pornmeister? Kevin? Care Bear Lover? Omega?
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