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Because the very early Catholic Church repressed some volumes of scripture when assembling the Bible, few people are aware of the Book of Psiliemicus. In underground circles, it is known as the "Biblical Book of Laughter and Guffaw."
It puts a more human face on our Savior the Lord Jesus Holy Christ. Rather than portraying him as the always good and righteous forgiver of humanity's sins, it brings life and light to Jesus' prankster and comedic side.
The Book of Psiliemicus tells us many tales of our Christian Messiah. Turning water into wine? Yes, He did that, but he also put that wine into dribble glasses. Wonder what happened after the 6 disciples returned to their seats on the other side of the table at the Last Supper? Jesus put Whoopie Cushions under them. And, Jesus is the real inventor of the rubber chicken.
Comedy and entertaining others: the side of Jesus Christ that we seldom know about.
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Unless you saw the "Rowan Atkinson - Live" show!
"And the crowd said: Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family-entertainer!"
Or heard about the lost introduction to the bible as mentioned in Red Dwarf's "Better than life":
"All characters in this book are fictitious and any similarity..." ;-))
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AP: No, only one entry per contestant, thank you for you time.
359: No, you're not.
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At least we have gotten away from some of the more disgusting aspects hinted at earlier in this thread... ;-)
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I just had an awful thought, one I can not even type..... **shivers**
On the plus side, today is pay day....
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Lol, you get your salary in the middle of the month? Who's your pimp? I'm gonna call him and straighten him out for you. This is gonna be great.
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quote:Originally posted by Austin Powers: At least we have gotten away from some of the more disgusting aspects hinted at earlier in this thread... ;-)
I haven't even gotten to the anatomically correct goat doll that the guy two rooms down from me had yet.
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Well, I turned in my notice, so this 21st is my last payday, for that company, I need to find new employment, or start a business that can generate some income by the 21st....
No worry, jobs are reasonably plenitful, I am reasonably employable, so life is good.
Siggy, I should tell you about the farmers son in Tawas City, MI that was caught screwing a cow....
but I won't
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Jobs are plentiful? Not in this part of the world. Thank God I've got one, and a good one at that too.
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The fact that I will work almost any type of job helps, the key word being almost....
Worse comes to worse I can get a seasonable retail job, not that I like that much.... Pizza Hut is always looking for drivers, but my knowledge of Springfield is really shaky.
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Tell me about it: I work in a job chock full o' idiots and the Manager just made her best freinf a Asst. Manager although she has NO training, skills or personality and is hated by everyone.
I gotta find another job that allows me three days off and pays at least $15 an hour.
Except in advertising: I made a vow to never go back.
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So break it. Money talks. B)
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