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FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 14 YEARS THE CALGARY FLAMES RETURN TO THE STANLEY CUP FINALS!!!! (HOCKEY)
HONK HONK HONK (CAR HORN), I THINK I WILL GO TO THE 17th AVENUE TO SEE THE GIRLS WHO FLASH US (THE BOYS) AND I WILL SEE BOOBIES!
OR, I CAN STAY HERE AND HEAR THE REVELRY OF THE BACKWARDS HATTED! WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO! (THOSE RED HORNS)
HONK THE CAR HORN!
(Fuck Calgary) (Fuck the Flames) (Fuck the Mob Mentality) (Fuck phony individual togetherness brought about by manufactured city pride)
WAVE THE RED!!!
(I like hockey. I like self-imposed alienation, too)
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Saltah'na
Chinese Canadian, or 75% Commie Bastard.
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I have to say, as a self-professed-constantly-depressed-cup-deprived-disappointed-over-and-over-sick-and-tired-of-all-this-whining-and-losing Toronto Maple Leafs Fan, I have to say that Calgary deserves to be in the Stanley Cup Final.
They kicked butt. Royally.
Go Flames Go.
-------------------- "And slowly, you come to realize, it's all as it should be, you can only do so much. If you're game enough, you could place your trust in me. For the love of life, there's a tradeoff, we could lose it all but we'll go down fighting...." - David Sylvian FreeSpace 2, the greatest space sim of all time, now remastered!
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-------------------- Great is the guilt of an unnecessary war. ~ohn Adams
Once again the Bush Administration is worse than I had imagined, even though I thought I had already taken account of the fact that the Bush administration is invariably worse than I can imagine. ~Brad DeLong
You're just babbling incoherently. ~C. Montgomery Burns
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Cartman
just made by the Presbyterian Church
Member # 256
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Hockey!
-------------------- ".mirrorS arE morE fuN thaN televisioN" - TEH PNIK FLAMIGNO
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StarshipEngineer
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CALGARY IS GOING DOWN IN THE FINAL GAME...OH,OH,YES...EAT SHARK DUST
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Hockey? What's the big deal? It's like tennis but on ice, right?
-------------------- Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering. -Aeschylus, Agamemnon
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Americans taking the pity out of the sports they didn't invent (ie, all the sports they are shit at) amuses me to no end.
Give it a month, and I'll no doubt me talking about the European Football Championships. You can all look forward to that.
-------------------- Yes, you're despicable, and... and picable... and... and you're definitely, definitely despicable. How a person can get so despicable in one lifetime is beyond me. It isn't as though I haven't met a lot of people. Goodness knows it isn't that. It isn't just that... it isn't... it's... it's despicable.
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-------------------- Justice inclines her scales so that wisdom comes at the price of suffering. -Aeschylus, Agamemnon
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