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While Bush is searching home improvement centers for his good Cabinet, I'm sitting here wondering who is going to be Secretary of Shootin'.
And I think he should dump the title of Secretary of Defense and make it something like Defensive Coordinator that way he could study all those nifty x's and o's and we could just blitz Albania with an outside linebacker.
------------------ Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? ~C. Montgomery Burns
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Really, Jay, did you HAVE to waste server space with this? We've already established that Bush is as smart as anyone. Give it up.
------------------ "Still one thing more fellow-citizens--A wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government..." -Thomas Jefferson
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"Pardon me, Omega, but I believe you'd be saying the same thing if Gore was president instead."
And you base that on... what? You don't know how I'd react in that situation. There are maybe three people that know me well enough to predict how I'd act under given circumstances with a reasonable degree of accuracy, and, guess what: you ain't one of 'em.
"And cut it out with the "server space" crap. Jay has the right to say whatever he wants."
Did I say he didn't? That right also extends to me, meaning I have the right to criticize the lack of intelligent content in his posts.
Really, is there any reason for this thread to have been created? No? Then it is a waste of space, as I said. Jay can sure post whatever he wants, but the question is: why post this?
------------------ "Still one thing more fellow-citizens--A wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government..." -Thomas Jefferson
Get over yourself sweet cheeks and deal with the huge amounts of sarcasm that will be streaming forth over President-Elect Dumbass and his soon to be announced Secretary of BBQ.
No one asked youy to join the conversation you guardian of server space and major waste of bandwith Omgea. New titles we can add to your amazing list I guess.
I again, enjoin you to bite me and and to unwrap yourself from that cloak of righteous indignation. If you have nothing productive to add, shut the hell up.
The rest of your being is superfluous and ignored as such.
------------------ Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? ~C. Montgomery Burns
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Why post this? No other reason than it amused me. And knowing that you conservative types can't take a joke I put it here rather than in the OL which it really deserves to be.
Peace out.
------------------ Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit? ~C. Montgomery Burns
That right also extends to me, meaning I have the right to criticize...
But doesn't that mean we have the right to criticize your criticizing? And of course, you then have the right to criticize my criticizing you, and its a big mad loop!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! So why the hell are you criticizing people for criticizing you for critcizing people? Can't this EVER stop?
Bush's Inaugural Address: (leaked from a confidential inside source)
My fellow Armenians,
As I stand here today, looking out over this magnificent viagra, I think we can agree that the past is over. Our country is ready for a fresh, bipolar approach. I want to bring America together. We are the hill shining on a city, and each of us can get to the top if we set our feet to it.
Politics doesn't have to be the way it is today. We can make the pie higher. Let everyone who needs to put food on the table put their family on the table. That's my record: I side with the people. And front for the money. But I back away from challenge.
A president has to think not only of himself and his family and his baseball team's families, but of all American families. I don't believe a president should be choosing who are the right American families. I don't believe a president should be choosing who are the right Americans and who are the wrong Americans. All of us are together, white or wrong, black or right. Or peveresely. That's why my tax cut is as broad as we are. And it will give our expansion a timely second dose of wind.
I say there's a cost to inaction. I haven't done the acrobatics, but it's probably around a trillion dollars. That's a good round sum to offer to everyone, especially our seniors, who are the backache of our nation.
I would like to take a moment to mention my mother, Barbara Bush, who taught me to read and write when I was still knee high to a lawnmower. We need our seniors to be free to pass on their life's work to those they love, and especially to pass on. Thanks Mom and Dad.
We know that America is the best in the world. We are the great super premium; we cannot afford to be unleaded. We need a sharpened sword to fight our way.
The purpose of prosperity is to make sure the American dream touches every Heart with money. Progress can be slow; you measure it in inches and feet, not miles or kilograms. Or cantilevers. I worked in Texas by common sense and plain dozing. I got on with small business, because I was one myself. I'm less now. But I'm also more. We are all less and more. More or less. And I believe we must match our compassionate hearts to our preservative minds.
I know you would rather be watching TV, and so would I, so I will draw to a confusion.
My message is: I will get things done. I will inspire. I will appeal to people's better angles. I will prove that politics can be bigger than you ever thought possible. We will trust the people we serve, and serve the people we trust. But we shall not trust the people with the money of the people who paid to get us here. Together, we can do what needs to be done to preserve this great bastard of freedom.
Thank you, and God Help America.
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"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy - but that could change," - George W. Bush
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The thought that half of all Europeans (and Asians, and Australasians, and everyone else) had when they found out who the new US president was going to be.
The other half thought "fuck 'em".
------------------ "I am in one of those rare periods of life where I am convinced I am a sexy devil."- Simon "Sol System" Sizer
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Bush didn't say that last quote. It was Gore, IIRC. Could've been Quayle, though...
So again, I must ask: what is your basis for believing Bush to be unintelligent?
------------------ "Still one thing more fellow-citizens--A wise and frugal Government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government..." -Thomas Jefferson
------------------ "Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." - Dave Barry
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