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"Now class, Lord knows that none of you will ever experience social interaction with a member of the opposite sex. This class is here to show you that a relationship with a computer can be just as fulfilling and rewarding.
"First, log on to porn. Oh, it seems you're way ahead of the game, you've got sites bookmarked. Oh yes, I forgot, you are CS students, aren't you? Silly me. Anyways, after you've called up your favorite porn site, you'll want to take your mouse ball, and - this is my favorite - in conjunction with your 'Thrust'master joystick..."
And so it continues.
------------------ "Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world." - Dave Barry
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