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$3.99 for all you can eat? / Well, I'm a stuff my face to a funky beat! / We're gonna walk inside, and guess what's up / Put some food in my plate, and some Coke in my cup / Give me some chicken, franks, and fries / And you can pass me a lettuce. I'm a pass it by / So keep shoveling, onto my plate / Give me some sweets and lots of cake / Give me some hot Macaroni and Cheese! / Give me, some more food PLEASE!!!! / Give me some balogna, salami, and ham / Toast with butter and strawberry jam / I love it whether the food is cold or hot /Put a burger on the plate, and it'll hit the spot / We'll eat everything. An incredible feat / $3.99 for all you can eat!
It's better than Wesley Willis, I say.
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I make my Mac and my Sony Vaio have sex. Because when they really don't like each other the sex is even better. It's kind of brutal, even.
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Well, when you're inserting foreign objects into their ports, I can see how that might cause some problems. Although they might get a real "charge" out of it...
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Shocking, even.
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Sean Connery is rotating around in his grave.
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Neat trick, considering he's not dead yet.
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And just because I don't want to look stupid, I know he's not dead. Reminder:
"They're butchering the classics! Could that bassoonist have come in any more late?"
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Well I can see why this thread was moved the the Flameboard now... wasn't this thing about what kind of desktop you had on the computer you use? It wasn't originally political, it was more fun-like. What the hell happend to a lot of us here who all of a sudden became embroiled in the OS wars? The computer, whether a Windows based or Mac based, is still a dumb machine that waits for us to push or click something. I don't care whether my machine can run diagnostics by itself or OS X can allocate memory automatically based on what I use most often; computers are still dependent on people. People matter the most, not the machines we use. We should get along and expect not to have the same views. People like Mac, so be it. People love Windows, fine. But let's not bitch and scream about what OS is better because in the end, neither will reach perfection but we might. A man once said that the machines are suppose to serve mankind, not enslave it. So why don't we try to get along because we can always replace an OS, but not people.
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Are you trying to get us to hug, or something?
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No, I believe he wants us to kiss and make up.
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Leaping into a Kirk-type soliquy on how man shall NEVER BE ENSLAVED BY MACHINES is an interesting way to do it.
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Some people are an endless fountain of creativity.
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