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Imagine the scene, group of lads in the local pub and a certain DS9 episode had been aired on UK TV that week. What was mentioned? The special effects? the plot?. No it was Kira's outfit.
Anyway as more alcohol was consumed we got onto talking about daft ST crews. [THIS WILL PROBABLY MEAN NOTHING TO PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF THE UK].

It was decided that Julian Clarey [if thats how it is spellt] would make an excellent camp bridge officer, imagine him being offered to be beamed up, or being told that the Klingons were on his Starboard bow.
Jonothan Ross could be Tactical officer and each week there could be a new enemy which had to have the 'R' in its name. 'It's the b'w'een their firing dis'w'uptors.

Wonder if the anyone's thinking of doing Carry on Treking?

The other thing mentioned was that someone had heard that Seven was going to have a lesbian relationship, don't particularly like Voyager so has it happened?

How about Lesbian Borgs in space. That I would watch.

Sorry if I have offended.


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I found the DS9 mirror universe episodes amusing at first, but they got more and more absurd. The characters are ludicrous, as are the stories. "Shattered Mirror" was already silly enough (albeit thrilling), but "The Emperor's New Cloak" was absurd like no other episode, maybe ecept for "Profit and Lace", my all-time least favorite. They seem to show everything weird, bad, ugly or dirty in the mirror universe, everything they wouldn't feature in our "good and clean" universe.

And this is exactly the questionable development: The bisexual characters in the mirror universe are presented or appear as equally absurd as the whole universe. It even looks a bit like certain sexual preferences are related to mental disorders. Moreover, there are way too many bisexual characters, whereas there are none in "our" universe. I don't think that this is exactly suited to create more tolerance.

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I would definately remember hearing about 7 have lesbian relationship. I think that is only a rumor

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Calm down, Neccy! Down, boy! You're so excited that your grammar's going bad!

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PsyLiam
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And the worring thing is that I've had exactly the sort of conversation that D-S just described. Only with more tits in it.

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PsyLiam: Excellent, thats what a good conversation consists of.

I wonder if there are any persons of the female persuasion reading this. I would like to know what they thought of the Kira Dax thing?

Still think that ST porn would be a good series.

Scene 1:

Cue dodgy 70's guitar music.

7 is sat in astrometrics.
In walks Harry Kim with standard issue Starfleet uniform with fly away collars.


Harry: Ah 7 this is going to be a lunch break with a difference....


I will have to start posting serious stuff from now on!


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Word is there's some seriously sick and pervy talk going down in this thread.... and I want in.

Say what you like about Porn Trek - it'd get ratings!


Actually, i do recall someone I know writing a spoof series proposal where it effectively was "Carry On Trekking". Kenneth Williams as an uptight Admiral, pestered by an amouraous Betazoid played by Hattie Jaques.


"ooooh Ambassador, PlEEEEEEase!"

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AndrewR
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Warning

well you were warned

Well we've got
Sex Trek
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration
Sex Trek: Deep Throat Nine
and
Sex Trek: Voyeur

I think "The Animated Series" already has a ring to it

for the sick and twisted Sex Trek: The Motion Picture

I'm sure every one would like the Undiscovered C... ok I won't go there...

The Nexus is a cheap strip club in "Gyrations"

First Contact - doesn't really need changing either

and the EASIEST one "Ins erection" - for those with a fetish for the Ins key I guess

I guess Sex Trek: clImax won't be around too soon either

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You people are sick. Ah, i have found my people.

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Had to include some more for Sex Trek the series.

so here goes

Encounter at farpoint with a difference
The measure of a manhood
Sins of the father and what the Buttler saw
Best of both worlds shouldn't realy need an explanation
Best of Both Worlds part 2. Obviously more experimentation
Violations. It's a sado thing

I'm going to stop now. O.K.


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How about "The Bonding"

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Who wouldn't stand inside your love." - Stand Inside Your Love, The Smashing Pumpkins


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I'll bet the ensigns in these shows really know how to handle the captain's log. Uh. Huh. Huh.

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Threshold
Powerplay
The Bonding

hmmmm for those of the whips and chains persuasion?

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Who wouldn't stand inside your love." - Stand Inside Your Love, The Smashing Pumpkins


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Any of the mirror uinverse stories. and the one where dax goes to risa.

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Worf and gueststar-klingon Randy West starring in
"Klingon High Council: The Harem"!

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-At least I can get it up without biomechanical pumps.
-Try falling into a pit of lava, Moffy. Then see how horny you feel.


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