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Black makes you hard to see at night. It's good for covert surveillance and nighttime combat exercises, but not so good for Trick-or-treating.
------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
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Black's also good to wear if you have no fashion sense, because it's "safe". It's hard to go wrong when you spend all your days looking like an SAS commando. Although other people will begin to think that your soul is the same colour as your jumper.
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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Whew, having multiple essays can take you out for weeks.
Liam: You may be on to something about the lesbian=wicca thing. Half the girls in my pagan group are lesbian or bi (none of the guys though). But that MAY just be because nobody tells them they're going to hell around here.
This Bible stuff is boring. I think I'll throw some info around to stir things up.
1. Jesus was misquoted. He of all people wouldn't have told others to worship him, but rather believe in themselves (I forget the exact words). He was the son of God as we all are sons and daughters of God. He performed miracles that are possible for anyone to perform.
2. The Holocaust happened as a manifestation of prejudices in the world and was intended to teach the world about prejudice (We haven't learned much). Hitler was a great soul who came to do just that and who was willing to be hated by the world for years to come.
3. Desire can't help but become reality.
4. Babies think they are dying at the moment before they exit the womb.
Enjoy.
------------------ "There comes a time when the mind takes on a higher plane of knowledge but can never prove how it got there. All great discoveries have involved such a leap." --Albert Einstein, on intuition.
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Well, as of this minute I'm defying the internet gods and taking my book out in the park to read in the sun on this beautiful sunday. HA! I WIN! (Believe it or not, this is not an april fools joke).
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Adding something to Tora's point no 1, Jesus almost always referred to himself as The Son of Man, rather than Son of God. I wonder why...
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
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Just to put something kinda funny in the mix. From Dave Barry's 19 Things It Took 50 Years To Learn:
5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of its glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle.
------------------ Star Trek Gamma Quadrant Average Rated 8.32 out of 10 Smileys by Fabrux (with seven eps posted) *** "Oh, yes, screw logic, let's go for a theory with no evidence!" -Omega 11:48am, Jan. 19th, 2001
Mary's got a big enough budget, she's not gonna appear of some fucking MUFFIN in TIAJUANA! She's gonna show up during the opening credits of "Air Force One," She's gonna be 20 feet tall, and she's gonna say "HEY!! STOP PUTTING SHIT IN THE COFFEE!!"
------------------ The government that seems the most unwise, oft goodness to the people best supplies. That which is meddling, touching everything, will work but ill, and disappointment bring. - The Tao Te Ching
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