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Uh oh. The Mistress of Interrogations is back! Hide your whips and cat o' nine tails! Hide the leather! Hide Liam!
Good to see ya back, though!
------------------ Nic: She's not a practicing lesbian. We need PRACTICING lesbians! Me: I have a camcorder. Nic: But no lesbians. Me: Ahhh... no. Nic: DAMN IT MAN! WE NEED LESBIANS! LOTS AND LOTS OF LESBIANS!
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Lee, I couldn't have said that better myself. Nor could have anybody else here.
------------------ A student once asked the Master: "Master, what are the teachings of a lifetime?" The Master replied: "An appropriate statement." -From the Writings of Shinsei, the True Tao.
Shik
Starship database: completed; History of Starfleet: done; website: probably never
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Sure...but where's the fun in that?
Incidentally, kinkycards.com has cards for the Marquis de Sade's birthday sometime in June.
------------------ "Gee, the public whipping didn't quite convey their fascist culture, I need something more straightforward. Ah, leather hats!" --Nimrod, on National Socialism fashion design.
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Excellent! The only thing this forum needs to make it better, is the increase of the quality of threads to the level of the now-defunct Napster chatrooms.
I, for one, never got sick of 12 year old cybersex. Niether should any of us.
Grandma told us not to.
I also don't think this thread has any references to MaGiCs DrInKiNg PrObLeMs. Seeing as how that seems to be the 'All your base' of today, would someone please regale us with spectacularily fascinating tales?
------------------ "I WANT A POST VOY SERIES STAR TREK ORIGINAL MESSAGE WAS LOOKING FORWARD NOT LOOKING BACK."
-Darkstar
[This message has been edited by Ultra Magnus (edited March 10, 2001).]
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*raises hand, while keeping the other one firmly on his lap*
Ooooh, mememe!!
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
*goes off to get cloned, so that he can marry himself*
------------------ "And Mojo was hurt and I would have kissed his little boo boo but then I realized he was a BAD monkey so I KICKED HIM IN HIS FACE!" -Bubbles
------------------ "...I know this board in secret, intimate ways which are beyond your comprehension.... Let's just say that people should *not* be telling me what to do; it should always be the other way around." -"Red Quacker", conspiracy theorist and contemporary lunatic