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Ho-ho-HO, Orion. Don't worry, as the country is flush with cash at the minute, a pint of cider is about �2.65, The Black Stuff is approx �2.30, and lager's around �2.50. Publicans here are the greediest fuckers known to man.
There won't be many parades, though. This Foot-And-Mouth thing has a lot of areas scared. No confirmed cases in the Republic yet, but we're still not out of the woods.
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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No, I meant half-Irish. I can be fully pissed if the mood strikes me. And considering my mood as of late...
*sniffs-sniffs, considers a fling with Liam*
Nahhhhh...
Too wierd. Even for me.
------------------ "Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni." (That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner
you shoud know by now, Ms. Winner, that weird is part of the job.
------------------ At that point, McDonald fired his gun three times in the air to emphasize his point. The crowd, estimated at 350,000, loudly cheered the new candidate.
"Let me make this clear: I am the law! I am your ruler! And you will have fries with that, motherf*cker!"
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Jordan's getting a sex change? Interesting.
You know, I always wondered what they did with the, er, leftover parts. Perhaps they put them all together to make a literal man-train?
------------------ You know, when Comedy Central asked us to do a Thanksgiving episode, the first thought that went through my mind was, "Boy, I'd like to have sex with Jennifer Aniston." -Trey Parker, co-creator of South Park
------------------ Nic: She's not a practicing lesbian. We need PRACTICING lesbians! Me: I have a camcorder. Nic: But no lesbians. Me: Ahhh... no. Nic: DAMN IT MAN! WE NEED LESBIANS! LOTS AND LOTS OF LESBIANS!
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Maggie-chops - I AM NOT NOR DO I DESIRE TO BE A WOMAN!!!!
Got it?
Now, prepare for your punishment.
------------------ "Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni." (That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner
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Punishment? You mean like ritual spankings with whips, chains, and cat o' nine tails? Like the kind we hinted at in the interrogation threads?
OH YEAH BABY! PUNISH ME!!!
------------------ Nic: She's not a practicing lesbian. We need PRACTICING lesbians! Me: I have a camcorder. Nic: But no lesbians. Me: Ahhh... no. Nic: DAMN IT MAN! WE NEED LESBIANS! LOTS AND LOTS OF LESBIANS!
OK. Read "The History of Left-Handed Masturbation in Ancient Babylonia" and gimmie a report, double spaced and no less than 10,000 words. In Gaelic.
*L*
------------------ "Okashii na... namida ga nagareteru. Hitotsu mo kanashikunai no ni." (That's funny... my tears are falling. And I'm not sad at all.) - Quatre Raberba Winner
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Done and done. I've included a detailed bibliography and comparisons to Ancient Egyptian and Mesopetamian left-handed masturbation techniques. I've also contrasted with right-handed techniques. It's available in Gaelic, Celtic, standard English, American English, Texican English, and jive.
------------------ Nic: She's not a practicing lesbian. We need PRACTICING lesbians! Me: I have a camcorder. Nic: But no lesbians. Me: Ahhh... no. Nic: DAMN IT MAN! WE NEED LESBIANS! LOTS AND LOTS OF LESBIANS!
Orion Syndicate
He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
Member # 25
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�2.30? Fucking hell, it's probably easier living somewhere where everyone just pretends to be Irish on St Paddy's day. It's �1.20 over here. The lagers and Ciders will stay the same - about �2.30ish as per usual.
Next year, you'll be paying in Euro's though. Well, you'll have the choice between the Euro and the Punt but it'll be interesting to see how everyone fares. Only two and a half months practice - it'll be chaos!
------------------ The Worlds Ten Greatest 'Fucks' #5
I thought I could smell some fucking petrol! - Nikki Lauda
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